comedy writer | MUSIC PRODUCER | COPYWRITER | screeNWRITER
Andrew Dahlquist (he/him) is an LA-based writer, music producer, and creative director from the suburbs of Boise, Idaho. He’s a member of Pack Theater's house sketch team Darling, has written for UCB Sketch Cram & Sketch Cagematch, and is the co-creator, writer, and director of Mulholland Drive Thru: A Comedy Tribute to David Lynch — doubling as Mr. Lynch himself.
Andrew is a Stage 32 TV Comedy Screenwriting Finalist and has directed for OutTV’s My Drag Is Valid starring Boulet Brothers Dragula icon Disasterina and guest star Sleezy Manzini. He served as an Executive Producer & Script Supervisor on the horror-comedy short, Which Witch Won starring local drag superstars Landon Cider, Amber St. James, Felony Dodger, Greasy Bouffanti, Foxie Adjuia, and Charles Galin.
As a music artist (Satelle), Andrew has released five studio albums, various singles, and has produced remixes for Coldcut, Kan Wakan, and Danish synth-punk trio Hiraki. By day, he works in advertising as a copywriter for music artists and comedians at Live Nation.
andrew's WRITING resume
PROFESSIONAL WRITING experience (10 Years)
- Copywriter - Bowflex ('15 - '23)
- Copywriter - Schwinn ('15 - '23)
- Copywriter - Nautilus ('15 - '23)
- Copywriter - Live Nation ('23 - Current)
sketch comedy experience
- Writer for House Sketch Team Darling - Pack Theater '24 - Current (LA)
- Writer for Blackout Drunk: A Blackout Sketch Show with Darling - Clubhouse '24 (LA)
- UCB Sketch Cagematch with Darling - Upright Citizens Brigade '25 (LA)
- Writer/Director/Performer: Mulholland Drive Thru - Pack Theater '25 (LA)
- Performer (David Lynch) at Late Night with Longlegs - Pack Theater '25 (LA)
- Writer for UCB Sketch Cram - Upright Citizens Brigade '25 (LA)
- Directed by: Mal Merpi ('24-25), Chad Westbrook ('25), Lesley Tsina ('25)
- Writing Instructors: Skander Halim ('22), Rachael Mason ('23), Eric Moneypenny ('24)
EDUCATION & training
- University of Idaho '11 - Bachelor of Arts, English Literature
- Brody Theater '17 (Portland, OR) - Improv 101 & 201, Standup
- The Independent Film School '21 (Online) - Screenwriting
- Upright Citizens Brigade '22-'23 (LA) - Improv 101, Sketch 101 & 201
- Eckhart Tolle: School of Awakening '23 (Online) - Meditation
- Kira Nova: Power Trip Club '23 (Online) - Creativity Workshops
- Pack Theater '24 (Online) - Sketch 101
Darling: House Team SKETCHES '24-25 (WRITER)
- Don't Lick Ya Nuts - (Dec '24)
- Heinz Fine Wines - (Jan '25)
- Phantom of Hot Topic - (Jan '25)
- Ding Dong Doom - (March '25)
- Love Triangle - (April '25)
- Jazz Family - (May '25)
- God is a Hotdog - (July '25)
- Meet the Mantises I: The Talk - (Aug '25)
- Meet the Mantises II: The Girls - (Aug '25)
- Meet the Mantises III: Prom Night - (Aug '25)
- American Daddy - (Aug '25)
- Basement Biker Boys - (Sept '25)
comedy SCREENWRITING CONTESTs
- Finalist, Stage 32 TV Comedy Screenwriting '21 (Manthropocene)
- Quarterfinalist, Scriptapalooza TV Writing '21 (South Park: Poo Cult)
- Quarterfinalist, Final Draft - Big Break '21 (Strange Bedtime Stories)
- Quarterfinalist, ScreenCraft Screenwriting Fellowship '21 (Manthropocene)
- Quarterfinalist, ScreenCraft Comedy Competition '21 (Manthropocene)
- Quarterfinalist, Outstanding Screenplays TV Pilot '21 (Manthropocene)
- Quarterfinalist, WeScreenplay TV Pilot Lab '22 (Strange Bedtime Stories)
MUSIC (SATELLE)
- Five studio albums ('14 - '21)
- Remixes for Coldcut, Kan Wakan, Hiraki, Eddy J. Free, and more ('12 - '22)
- Where'd the Bass Go single ('24)
- The Baddest B*tch single ('24)
- Music for OutTV's My Drag Is Valid ('24)